Tournament: North Shore | Round: Finals | Opponent: Aaron Samuels | Judge: Ms Sharon Norbury
Theory Spikes

1. I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she’d look like a British man.
   2. Don't vote on prefiat impacts. You can't just ask people why they're...
   3. CX Checks. If you would like I will assign someone to butter your muffin.

Standard is consistency with the omnilateral will.

1. Arthur Ripstein. How do I even begin to explain Arthur Ripstein?
   http://www.law.utoronto.ca/faculty-staff/full-time-faculty/arthur-ripstein
   Arthur Ripstein is...Spring Fling Queen.

2. Util is false. Pain is good.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k56/xxterrorbitchxx/Mean-Girls-she-punched-me-in-the-face-and-it-was-awesome_zps80178d35.gif
One time,she...It was awesome.

3. No act-omission distinction. Janis Ian writes
“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.”

The Plan: Discard our epistemic biases and re-imagine the plastics in our on going struggle to destroy the false ontology of our ancestors and embrace the pink pedagogy of wednesdays. 

Contention
Their hyper-reality thesis overly generalizes the completeness of illusion and hyper-reality – since it is impossible to verify whether or not there has been a total break from all past forms of social relations we should discount their claims that our representations are meaningless
Timothy W. Luke 91 Power and politics in hyperreality: The critical project of Jean Baudrillard, Social Science Journal, Vol. 28 Issue 3
Baudrillard's critical project...carefully considered evidence.

Underview: No disclosure theory
Stop trying to make fetch happen.